"Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because
of that song?"
"As a matter of principle,
I never attend the first annual anything"
"Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things"
what does it say?"
"Frisbeetarianism...
is the belief
that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
quotes from George Denis Patrick Carlin 5. 12. 1937 – 6. 22. 2008
Grammy-winning stand-up comedian, actor, and author